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Grueslayer
You don't wanna know
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Score: 34
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Moves: 1 is the loneliest number...
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> Use Anti-Flame Sword
The attack (if you could call it that) goes horribly wrong. BENSON grabs the anti-flame sword and uses it to stab you in the heart. He then takes your lifeless corpse and uses it as fertilizer in BENSON'S 0.017 Acre Garden of Man-Eating Ferns.
> COLD - BLOODED
You can say that again.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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