User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/boy

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> Talk to boy


The boy says "Do you have any Big Wed gum?"


> What for?


"Because i've always wanted some Big Wed gum." he replies.


> I don't have any on me, sorry. I know a person who keeps a whole MOUNTAIN of gum, though.


"Oh boy! Where?"


> I think the person lives near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


"O.K. Thanks, mister!"

The boy runs off to tell his mom about the enlightening conversation he just had with you. A Grue eats him before he even takes a step. He eats you too.


> aw man


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*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***


Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):