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Grueslayer
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> Talk to boy
The boy says "Do you have any Big Wed gum?"
> What for?
"Because i've always wanted some Big Wed gum." he replies.
> I don't have any on me, sorry. I know a person who keeps a whole MOUNTAIN of gum, though.
"Oh boy! Where?"
> I think the person lives near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
"O.K. Thanks, mister!"
The boy runs off to tell his mom about the enlightening conversation he just had with you. A Grue eats him before he even takes a step. He eats you too.
> aw man
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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