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Grueslayer
| Life is a highway...
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Score: 16.25
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Moves: 4.7
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> Drive away in van
You get into the van, and drive off.
> Go faster
You get to 50 mph.
> Go faster
60mph.
> FASTER!!!
You stamp on the accelerator pedal. A deafening siren rings out.
It takes a few seconds for you to realize that the siren came from behind. There is a police officer riding a significantly faster police cruiser approaching you. You wisely pull over and engage him.
> "What's the problem, cobbler?"
The officer snorts. "Ho, ho, ho, let's see now! Stealing a van, flagrant possession of an unlicensed steak, and running over a grue."
You get out and look beneath your van. The back legs of a grue extend from underneath it.
> WTF???
Grues are sacred in this area.
> ...
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> Groin smash!!
You connect to the police officer with your massive Roach-Slaying Stomp!
Unfortunately, as the officer is covered in thick plate armour, he is completely unaffected. "And attempted assault of a police officer. Hah! You don't get bail for that one, matey."
> Run like hell
Too late - the cop and his Female Deputy already put you in handcuffs, and throw you into the police cruiser. You lost all of your items.
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