User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/Save6/Contemplate

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 Sky High and Dropping Fast Score: 197.2 Moves: 190



> contemplate


You wonder what choices you could take.

You could scream for help.

Perhaps there's a traveling circus at the bottom, with a trapeze act.

If true, that might work.

They'll have a mattress, a trampoline, SOMETHING that could soften your fall.

Or you could grab your parachute.

You'd have to be quick in putting it on, you have to depress it at the right height or it will just limp about in the air.

Not to mention that grabbing it in a frenzy could actually knock it away from you.

At that point, you'd have to breast-stroke towards it to try and get it back.

Now there's an idea!

You could do some swimming moves!

It works for cartoon characters, why shouldn't it work for YOU, The Mighty Grueslayer?

No no no, that would never work.

There's always the Eurg.

Eurgs have soft plushy fur, perhaps you could put them between you and the ever-approaching ground and hope with all your heart that maybe, just maybe, the Eurg will cushion your fall.

After considering all this, there's always the Hang Glider which is ablaze.

Sure, it won't last long, but maybe it will lend you a few seconds of gliding for a building.

Oh, the choices!

It's strange though, why hasn't Clark Kent helped you out?

Perhaps he feels you're a villain?

But he hasn't grabbed you and subjected you to getting beat up.

Hard to tell why.

You ask the Female Deputy what to do, but she already used her jet-pack to save herself.

She already tried to dive down and save you, but she missed and went SPLAT all over the pavement.

Your turn comes about... err... wait for it...

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...getting there...

...almost th-oh! Now.

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