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> Go to the tower
With your new key, and the power to believe in yourself, you walk up the path. There you encounter a flock of zombie moogles, which is quickly defeated by the sword you found on the ground, which is immediately gagged.
> What's going on here?
Well, if I'm not gagged, it appears we are hitting a Mad Lib minefield.
> What's that?
It's something made by Naughty Budgie to scare off AFGNCAAPs.
> But that's a direct violation of Space Corps Directive 172182092!
Ah yes. "If an active male troop piloting a smaller ship dies in a collision with a larger ship, and his partner is not in the Space Corps, this troop's widow(er) is to recieve seventy-five per cent of his income for the first two years after his death and forty per cent after those two years have finished."
> Not that one! The other one!
It doesn't matter what Space Corps. Rule forbids it, he's from another planet! Our rules don't apply to him.
> So that would make him an... ILLEGAL ALIEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
You had to burglarize it, didn't you.
> I had to what?
Never mind. The Mad Lib pockets are getting worse. I suggest we burglarize away, and sizable, before you're eaten by a flock of zombie moogles.
> How do I burglarize them?
There may be a dubious item in your base.
> So...now what?
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