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Grueslayer
| Utter Failure
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Fire Rocket
You fire the rocket. It zooms into the air, but then spins around heading right towards you.
> But I thought it was a Grueologist seeking missile!
You also found it in a car that looks like it was raped by the Hulk.
> Shit...
You are hit in the face by the rocket. You and everything around you is destroyed except for the windowless van. The Grueologist looks through your charred remains then makes a wind chime out of your genitals. Anyway...
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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