User:Tomvdh

Welcome to my userpage. My name is Tom.

I'm 17 years old, but I'm very small as you can see on this picture of me with my family at my brother Og Loc's graduation.

I'm also a member of the SPO, wich stands for Small People Organisation.

I go the a special school, with only cool guys, but sometime I screw them. Like at my french class, I told the teacher that my friend was copyíng the homework. I think that's cool. During school I always try to sell photoshop to my classmates, I'm very pro(ffesional) at using photoshop. My best friend didn't want me to put his name on my userpage, so I only put his initials here: W.O.W. some people might know him. When i'm at home, he's the only one who i play with. Most of the time, i stay up very late to play with him. I also have many toys to play with my friend. We play all kind of different and strange games. One of those games is called handball. You have to grab a ball en throw them in a net. That makes me verry 'happy'.

I can't stand that one of my classmates makes more money then i do, by making cables. That's why is always whine about that. I also think it's funny to fill in a form at his site, to order a cable, unfortunattely i'm the only one who thinks it's funny.

I don't have a brother, but i do have a replica of myself. The replica is like a even smaller version of me, that's the reason why you can't see him in the picture.

Just a very few people know, that I am The Emperor of TomTom. TomTom is my fictional fantasyworld where you people can join my dark ideas of Socialism, Christian-Democracy and kannibalism. TomTom is based on one of my many psychoses I have to cope with. I flew once one time over the cuckoos nest where I met Bruce Springsteen on a cloud! Sometimes I crie because there is one human being who knows the truth about the truth about the truth, his name is Elite. G-d bless him. I will offer him my soul if I could, all of you should do that.