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Foreword

Chicken Licken, also known as Chicken Little or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Accept The National Socialist Movement is a classic children's tale, that has its origins in the late 1920s. It tells the tale of Chicken Licken, a loveable, if slightly brain damaged chicken, and her friends. It was first published by Secker & Warburg, in its native Germany, and is now published world-wide by HarperCollins.

Its author has remained anonymous for many years, probably due to the book's popularity. However, there have been some claims that the author (whoever he/she may be) did not in fact write the book, or even that it was plagirised from other, less well known works. Some have suggested that its layout is very similar to that of Karl Marx's Clifford, especially the section on religion.

Cast

Chicken Licken

The protagonist. A loveable idiot, Chicken Licken is the unassuming cause for most of the trouble in the story, much like that gay guy who brought the AIDS back on a plane from Africa.

Henny Penny

Chicken Licken's best friend. Despite her level-headedness, Henny Penny is addicted to valium and urophagia. It is implied that she may be a lesbian.

Cocky Locky

Chicken Licken's arrogant ex-boyfriend. Said to be the feathered version of Liam Gallagher.

Foxy Loxy

The main antagonist. Enjoys the finer things in life, like Wagner and opium.