User:Timmy360/Hitchin

Place

HItchin itself, is really the place you don't want to be. It's a town which trys to copy other big towns nightlives, although it never seems to work and is mainly just a group of chavs who feel they own the place. Known also for the famous hitchin hill. They all end up takeing drugs and comit suiside which is probably a plus point for society.

Hitchin hill

Hitchin hill is was created by some chav who wanted to shoot some lines smoke some grass and have some alcohol in private. Unfortunately it didnt turn out that way and is now the hang out of all munters and sixth formers who havent hit pubity. It is a munters girl heaven as it is the easiest way for them to get sex becuase the guys there are so deperate they seem unable to get with anyone in their own year.All the girls have some form of facial deformity or a generally retardation.The sixth formers who think they are the kings of the word hit of year nine hitchin girls sluts who are so munted they are out cast anywhere else. The guys can no longer watch porn to get hard because they watch it to much so actually need to get some real not virtual girl action. The hill has spread fast and attracts all the munters from as far as preston and letchworth who now have the idea that they are part of the gang. The most likely result a night on the hill is an aborsion seen as the guys sperm is still working although they havent got to the stage pubity.THE HILL HAS BOYS WHOS VOICES ARE OUT OF HUMAN HEARING AND MOST OF THEM COULD GET BEATEN IN A BOXING MATCH BY A PLANT. The hill is most known for the head which is given to any guy who steps onto the piece of grass.

Remix

Remix the only nightclub in hitchin and when the under 18 parties are thrown at it you are searched at the door for alcohol (come on its a nightclub..) fags (hello can smoke at 16!) and won't even let you wear tracksuit bottoms. The party consists of 13 year girls (which most don't even look that)trying to get with the only old guys in the room who feel like comeplete idiots seen as they turned up to a party which has "unlimited draugh soft drinks"

hitchin girls

Hitchin girls which is know as a specialist science school and for a good reason the only thing they teach at it is sex tips. All the girls are sluts who are told the easiest way to get money is to sell you body to one of the pervy men who are standing out side the gates with a fiver in the pocket. This is where most of the girls learn the tricks of the trade which they use on the hill. As well as this their is the ice cream van which is a drug barron in disguse sells the girls "golden brown" ice lollies.

hitchin boys

hitchin boys is probably the worst school you will CUM over in your life. As well as their not being one normally boy their, they all go into school high and come out of school highier because of the daily glue sniffing session. The boys have never hoped to pass an exam because they already have a supplier and by the time they need to get a job they are dead because they have out done themselves on some form of drugs.