User:Thepwnster

Jason Cramer is an awesome dude.

Jason Cramer on a typical day.

Asian Abilities

In the developmental stages of an Asian, he is the only one to achieve the Chinkomega Stage, the stage where an Asian gains the abilities of:

Math

Transendance above the necesity to say "L's"

These are only some of the few known abilities of this type of Asian. There are over 5000 other unidentified traits of this Chinkomegan.

Supreme Gangstaness

He also has the unique ability of Supreme Gangstaness. In this state, he can bust out rhymes faster than any human alive. He gains the ability to gangsta lean beyond mere human comprehension. A mere glance at his face in this state can make a baby explode. When weilding a gat, he has unrivaled accuracy, even when holding it sideways.

Hardcore Metalocity

Another unique ability of this being is the power to have extreme Hardcore Metalocity. Somehow, he can have the abilities of Supreme Gangstaness and Hardcore Metalocity copresent within himself. Abilities include insane guitar solos, extreme riff potential, explosive arpeggios, rapid 512 note double bass pedaling, and fills that are so hardcore, that they can make your ears bleed. His screaming voice comes directly from the depths of hell, so there is no voice comparable to that of him.

Fatness

Another one of his unique abilities is his fatness. While being fat, he can still retain his Asian skills, which is extremely uncommon for Asians. With his fat alone, he could destroy a small third world country, and suffocate a giraffe.

Future?

Not much else is known about this person. The only other thing scientists have found out is that by 2050, he will be the ultimate human form. As McDonalds is slowly fattening the world, and as Asians are taking over, he will be the pinnacle of human potential. Let us hope that he will be a kind overlord.