User:The Uncyclopedian Master/Stephen Hawking is GAY

Stephen hawking is gay. he is the worst scientist EVER he suxs. He ran over my pet cat named whiskers!!!! he also ruined my salma hayek shrine by scribbling an unibrow on my beloved delicuos salma hayek and braking the candels in haf. i got that shrine on ebay for eiht dolars! i dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or a gay retared place. he is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! HE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK.