User:The Thriller/Eric Vale
| The Thriller | |
|---|---|
 Posing for a magazine | |
| Background information | |
| Birth name | Eric Vale |
| Occupation(s) | Z Warrior, Time Traveler, Dramatic Yeller, |
| Years active | 788-766(Time Travel thing, ya know?) |
“He is a lone wolf, a surviver of an opacalypse”
“I'd tap that”
“I'd tap that”
“Ahhh! Father, your going to destroy the whole panet, you have to stop it!!”
“He's so fucking hot”
Eric Vale is a fighter from the future born in year 766. He is from a world where Teenage robots beat the living shit out of him everyday in a soon to be future that he is trying to alternate by coming back in time to warn/help us prevent thier destruction, Yet his attempts to save his world are fuetile as he will only create an alternate time line, knowing this he still wastes his efforts for some reason or another. He is known for being overly dramatic and screaming a lot. He is a talented swordsman, and a great fighter. Eric Vale is the son of Vegeta and Bulma. His best friend and mentor was Gohan, but he was killed by teenaged robots. Eric is half Saiyan and half Human, has purple hair and a short temper, due to this he is good at turning in to a Super Saiyan.
The History of Eric Vale[edit | edit source]
Eric Vale was born in 766 age(an old dating system), to a blue haired bimbo and her wido peaked spiked haired husband. Eric's father died when he was just a little baby as well as the rest of the Z warriors except for Gohan, they were all killed by teenage robots. Eric Vale and Gohan vowed to kill the teenaged robots at any cost, they trained for a few years, fought the robots, lost, trained for a few more years, fought the robots, lost, trained a little more, fought the robots, lost, trained even more..well you get the idea. That cycle continued until the robots finally killed gohan. Eric was pissed and decided to train for a few years and fight the robots yet another time. He lost. He was so pissed now that he stole his mom's time machine and traveled back in time to prevent his future from accuring, even though his interferance will not change his future, just create an alternate time line with no teenage robots. Currently a movie is being produced about the so called "Hell" Eric Vale lived in giving the viewers the option to decide if it was a hell or if Eric was just being a whinny bitch, ironicly, the title is "The History of Eric Vale". Eric Vale is portrayed by a new, young, unheard of actor named Trunks.
First Trip to the Past[edit | edit source]
Eric Vale decided to travel to a year where he would have to wait 3 hours to meet the man he wanted to speak to(Goku) and he also had to fight a freezer and it's dad, he easily beat them by cutting Freezer into bits and blasting a hole through it's dad's chest. After he done that, he met up with the other Z warriors, barely talking to them and giving them little information. After three redundant hours and a half an episode of filler, Goku arrives. Eric then goes to tell Goku about the fucked up future that he wants to change even though he is not gaining anything by doing so. He gives goku some really good weed that will help him survive a heart attack that he is supose to get. Eric also asks Goku to conceal his identity to prevent a prevention of his existance even though he just wouldn't exist in the alternate time line. After a long talk about teenage robots, Eric Vale returns to his time, through his observations he realizes that it was a good thing he never met his father and he kinda has the hots for his mom, you gotta admit, Bulma is fine.
Second Trip to the Past[edit | edit source]
Eric Vale returns to the past 3 years later to assist in the battle against the teenage robots but he is suprized to learn that they are not the same robots that haunted his future, infact they arn't even teenagers, they are a pedophile and a fat clown. This disturbes Eric's sense of reality. After the fat clown robot is destroyed, the pedophile goes to wake up more robots that turn out to be the teenage robots of his future, a blonde slut and black haired faggy. After a little bit of a chase, Eric and his Z fighter fight the teenage robots (with out Goku, he just had a heart attack) and get thier asses kicked. After a grusome recovery, Eric discovers that in a new alternate time line he was killed and his mom's time machine was stolen because someone used it to travel back in time, now there are two of Eric's mom's time machines making a wierd paradox of the sort, He later finds out that it was an evil robot (named Cell Phone) who wants to obsorb the teenage robots and become an even bigger threat. After this horrible discovery Eric and his dad train in a trippy time room where they live 1 year but when they exit, only one day will have pasted in the time they where in there, adding confusion to this time altering motif.
Eric's Training[edit | edit source]
After all the Cell Phone confusion, Eric and his dad, Vegeta enter the Trippy Time Room. In there, Eric Vale, at first can hardely move, let alone condition himself for a fight with a Cell Phone. Eric's first thought to being in there is that he will have time to bond with his father, yet again, as usual, he was wrong. The whole time they are in there, Eric has to tollerate his fathers asshatery. The training is horrific, grousome, terrible, himilulating, awful, and flat out frightening. In the Trippy Time Room, Eric Vale reaches a higher level than his father when he is not looking or paying attention, or maybe Vegeta was just in denial, Eric now was the strongest Z fighter. In the room Eric's hair grew to a rediculous length leading many who don't know anything about him or never heard his voice assume that he is a woman. Eric over all benifits from the training, He ends up stronger than Vegeta, who is an ass.. making Eric immune to his douchebagery. After emerging from the Trippy Time Room they are informed that Cell Phone has transformed. Vegeta becomes anxious as Eric becomes serious. Eric was now ready to pound some ass, which was one of his favorite hobbies. Eric was constantly commented on his good looks after exiting the Trippy Time Room, mainly from his Mom and Grandmother, but that isn't odd, right? Following the incestial wierdness, Eric and Vegeta suit up and head out to fight Cell Phone.
Eric Ascends[edit | edit source]
After the training Eric and his dad go to fight Cell Phone who has alrady obsorbed one of the teenaged robots and is now in his second form. Vegeta fights Cell Phone as Eric watches. Eric is suprized to see that the Cell Phone is more of a pussy than him and his dad. Vegeta almost kicks It's ass then he decides to be a dumb ass and lets Cell Phone go to obsorb the other teenage robot so he will be an actual be a worthy challange for the self proclaimed prince of Saiyans, Vegeta. Eric tries to prevent this by fighing Cell Phone and Vegeta at the same time. Eric fails, even though he got a good hit on his dad, unfortunetly, Eric's balls dropped just too late as Cell Phone Absorbed the teenage Robot. After Cell Phone obsorbs the teenage robot, He kicks Vegeta's ass. As Vegeta gets what he deserves, Eric's true power is surging, only one person is aware that Eric is stronger, and that is the Krillin, one of the most useless Z Fighters. Cell Phone toys with Vegeta then knocks him unconsious. Eric then powers up stronger than his dad (his defense to not doing it earlier is that he doesn't want to shame his father) and fights Cell Phone, Although Eric is a good match, Cell Phone is still stronger but decides to let Eric live and tells him to enter his new UFC tournament, confused, Eric asks for an explanation, Cell Phone just says to watch the TV for information on a fighting toutnament. Eric accepts in fear of his life he then goes back to capsule corp to deliver the bad news. The TV comes on with Cell Phone blabing about his tournament, The Cell Phone Games, Vegeta remarks that he will stop Cell Phone, being his ignorant self, he is still unaware of Eric's true power. Eric is now terrified that he has ruined the current era, which he kinda did.
The Cell Phone Games[edit | edit source]
Eric Vale enters the Cell Phone Games, he doesn't do much, except sit there and yell dramaticly when something remotely interesting happens, as well as having pointless monologs and flash backs about his shitty future. He watches as Cell Phone gains the upper hand and spawns mini Cell Phones. Eric Vale helps fight the mini Cell Phones. Eric Vale gets his ass thrashed. He is almost killed until Gohan powers up and kills the mini Cell Phones effortlessly. After Gohan injurs the Cell Phone it trys to blow it self up. Goku then uses his teleport trick to telport Cell Phone away. They both die...Not! Cell returns from near death and shoots an energy beam that kills Eric. Vegeta was pissed and went ape shit on the Cell Phone. Gohan then uses a Kamahameha blast in a colision with Cell Phone's Kamehameha for a few episodes, with all the Z fighters help, except Eric, they defeat Cell Phone.
After Gohan and the rest of the Z fighter kill Cell Phone They use the Dragon's Balls to revive Eric. Eric is very greatful that they used a good wish on such a useless character. After a long recovery and a hair cut Eric leaves the Z warriors who no longer have to live in a world with or worry about teenage robots or Cell Phones Eric felt pretty accomplished even though he has not affected his era. After saying goodbye to all the people who are dead in his future and after his mom, bulma, getting one last good look at him he decides to leave once and for all only appearing in non-cannon movies which exact point in the series are un-determined.
Back to the Future[edit | edit source]
Eric now finally goes back to the future. When he gets there he realizes that it is one hell of a shit hole. Eric considered going back and just staying there. Eric says hello to his mom, who is not a pervert in this era. They discuss how much of an ass Vegeta was and how Bulma was gonna divorce him, which she never got to do because he died. Eric was depressed and disturbed that his world was worse than he remembered. After establishing his presence in the present, Eric goes to woop the teenage robot's asses. Eric goes and finds them, after about an episode of talking some major "S" they fight, Eric easily kills the boy, then he easily kills th girl. Who would've gussed. Well all ended well.. or did it? Eric had one last thing to take care of. Eric knew that the Cell Phone still existed in his time, so Eric went to kill it, with ease I might add. Then He lived happily ever after.