User:The StormCrow
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“I actualy beat him in that arm wrestling contest by the power of pi. ”
“I am not a Jew, that was my cousin Jewbacca ”
“This man is vary crazy and cycodic but very very big boned but he is nice and this sh*t is funny as hell D & PJ 4 life”
Dustin, formerly know as The Stormcrow, or Chewbacca in some galaxies, (or Oprah Winfrey to old people) was originaly born of the power of Chuck Norris, before the completion of the Death Star. As such he has wookie powers, dispite his newer half-human half-hobo body.
D the Hobologist[edit | edit source]
However we are not here to speak of those times, we are here for the more current times. The Stormcrow earned his millions of Titles during his days of hunting, tagging, and classifing hobos.
Early Years[edit | edit source]
Birth[edit | edit source]
He was actually born to his human mother, who had been bitten by a Hobo right before he was born, thus making him Half-Hobo, Half-Human, much like Blade, but making less sense.
Young Life[edit | edit source]
Soon later, his mother decided to dip him in the river of Styx (The Band) Thus making him radio-active, and full of Rock n' Roll, but mostly Rock.
Later Life[edit | edit source]
Soon after this he moved to train under his ninja master in the frozen tundra of South Dakota. While training in the ninja arts he met a child named Chuckman who became obsessed with stalking the young hobo hunter. They later became friends, after they ran out of weapons, toasters, and breakable objects.