User:The Rover/Excuse

I have not yet written this article

I would have written a reason why I didn't write it yet, had I not been preoccupied inventing an excuse so I wouldn't have to write why I absolutely couldn't come up with an obviously fabricated reason not to write the perfectly plausible and true reason that is behind my not making up an excuse for not really clarifying the true nature of the fact that I haven't thought of sharing just why I didn't.