User:The Realms of Gold

I'm a music composition student at Yale University. You'll find my name lurking around all the music articles, not only because I love music but also because some of the best humor on here is in the music stuff. My favorites are Philip Glass and Anton Bruckner, so you probably won't be surprised that my first new article on Uncyclopedia is written in the same style... check it out!

While I'm at it, my favorite composers are Beethoven and Mahler, followed very closely by Bruckner, Schumann, Bach, Wagner, and a bunch of obscure choral composers nobody's heard of. Too bad I'll probably end up one of those :-D