User:The Mighty Omlette

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The Mighty Omlette

welcometomyhomepage.

Now i have you in my power

what was i talking about..

oh yes

FOR THE SLAUGHTA

enough pleasantries

i suppose you all wanna know something about me........

WELL YOU CAN'T

Tough cheese

i suppose i should tell you something about me

i suppose

FOR THE SLAUGHTA

sorry that's that evil menace i keep in my back pocket

FOR THE SLAUGHTA

oh shut up

FOR THE SLAUGHTA, NO

please ignore the DOMINION OF MENACE or DOM for short

FOR THE SLAUGHTA

i'll just gas him

F, Cough, Or, Choke,urkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

there we are.

me

my real name is

sir john huntsman richard two eggs some cheese a couple of bacons some random batter, chocolate sauce, maple srop to teaspoons of sugar and a nuclear bomb

or you can just call me

HerE ArE mY PagEssssssssssssssssssss

the real first world war and not just that pathetic excuse for a war that the world leaders stirred up in 1914