User:The Linkifier/Great Art
'Great Art is defined as Art that is Great. Great Art can be described as Pleasurable, Sophisticated, Insightful, Classic, and Not Created By Britney Spears.
This article is Great Art. As such, it can be said to be a Great Article.
Great Art is Pleasurable[edit | edit source]
It is often said that Brevity is the soul of Wit, Wit is the soul of Art, Art is the soul of Mankind, Mankind is the soul of God, God is the soul of the Universe, the Universe is the soul of Contraceptives, and Contraceptives are the soul of Brevity.
Great Art is Sophisticated[edit | edit source]
Great Art is extremely sophisticated. As such, it can often be enhanced by Wearing A Suit. It can also be enhanced by Using Fancy Words Like "Thou".
Wearing A Suit[edit | edit source]
Wearing A Suit is a relatively simple concept. It is best demonstrated by the figure at right. The man in the figure is not only Wearing A Suit, but also has other ways of being Well Groomed. In fact, if this man had a Thoughful Expression upon his Face, and if this man were Gazing Upon Something Held Within His Hand (his Other Hand), he would be a Great Artist.
Using Fancy Words Like "Thou"[edit | edit source]
Along with Capitalizing Various Things, Using Fancy Words Like "Thou" is one of the most effective Linguistic Techniques used in Great Art. Why call something a Lamp when you can call it a Luminous Object? Why say Kinda when you can say Rather? In order to be a Great Artist, one must sound Educated, Intelligent, and Impossible To Understand.
Great Art must not be Crude[edit | edit source]
To be Sophisticated, Great Art must avoid being the least bit Crude. As such, if the title of this article were changed to Great Fart, Great Shart, or Great Arse, it would not be Great Art in the least. Here is a list of some words which would, if used in this Great Article, cause it to cease to be Great Art: fuck, shit, arse, dick, bitch, cunt, crap, toilet, pee, poo, poop, butt, bum.
NOTE: Ass is not on the list because it is frequently used in Great Art to refer to a Donkey. Cock is not on the list because it is frequently used in Great Art to refer to a Rooster.
Great Art is Insightful[edit | edit source]
Great Art is often Great because of its sheer Insightfulness, in other words, its Ability to See What Others Cannot See Because They Are Too Busy Seeing What Is In Plain Sight. Great Art is used to answer questions that have been asked throughout the history of humankind, such as, "What is the meaning of life?" "Where do we come from?" and "What's that thing on my elbow?"
Great Art is Classic[edit | edit source]
Great Art is Not Created By Britney Spears[edit | edit source]
I think this one just speaks for itself, don't you? Anyway, that concludes this Great Article about Great Art.
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