User:The Knowledgizer/Offensive Joke

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This page is dedicated to my search for the most offensive joke EVER. Please post any offerings below:

  • Q. Why did Hitler commit suicide?
  • A. He got his gas bill!


  • Q. What's black and sits on top of the stairs?
  • A. Stephen Hawking after a house fire!


  • Q. Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
  • A. She wasn't wearing her seatbelt!


  • Q. Why do women get periods?
  • A Because they deserve them.