User:TheReturnOfJazz/I Could Really Use Some Attention Right Now

My dearest friends, I'm writing to tell you about a matter of grave concern, one which should not be taken lightly. We are talking about a problem on the level of at least 4 hurricanes or two REALLY bad volcanoes. If this problem is not resolved, it could lead to literally the destruction of humanity as we know it. I think you'll agree that something like that would be pretty important to be aware of.I know I would want to know about a problem that dangerous. In fact, it would be no exaggeration to say this problem is the biggest, most baddest, most terrible problem humanity has faced since at least that movie about the asteroid that was going to crash into earth. Or perhaps the sun blowing up.

The root