User:TheBestNews
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This news is open to everybody, so you can use the disscusion page to tell what you feel about our news page. Please do not swear, we have people monitoring the disscusion page. If you would like to post things on our page, feel free to do so. The requirments to post the news you find around the net is this. First you must create an account by clicking on the top where it says "log in/register". You are not required to use an e-mail address. If you want funny new from Uncyclopedia, feel free to enter that. Also you do not have to enter your first name. If you want to, (but why?) you can feel free to put that in to. Only moderators on Uncyclopedia can see your first name. Then, if you have images, make sure to upload them using the action on the side bar that says "Upload File". When you are posting news on our page make sure to post it like the example. If it has offensive language or does not have the requirments in the sample, IT WILL BE DELETED!!!
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This is the sample. Make sure to make a link to your user page so we can say thanks for the news, or we might tell you that your news section has been deleted due to not fufiling the requirments or due to offensive language. Also make sure to put the date that you posted this artical on. Please Do Not Put Your Artical before anyone else's. If you do that artical will be deleted.