User:TheBeatles

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I'm a fan of The Beatles, obviously... I live in the Philippines and I'm half-Filipino and half-Spaniard and I am very ashamed of being one... And I'm a big fan of mystery stories and I believe I'm going to be a detective someday! Or maybe a criminal because I love GTA... I'm also an Atheist! and definitely proud of being one!

By the way, did I mention I was a big fan of The Beatles?

!!!ffuts sdrawkcab siht ekil yllaer I !!!LOL

!!11!!!ONE1!!!seltaeB ehT fo naf gib a m'I


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Actually, I have a Wikipedian account, but it's just WAY too boring there, uncyclopedia's more fun! So I quit using it...

YOU BETTER BE!
OMG!1! IT'S THE BEATLES!!111!ONE!!1