User:That Guy Huffed me/hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is...
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...Sorry, I just find Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia a scary word...
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the phobia of long words and is affecting a growing number of people to date. It is classified by many symptoms. Wow symptoms is…quite a big word…*GLUP*. *Sigh* I'm ok, now Hippopotomonstrosesq…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Symtoms[edit | edit source]
One of the effects of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia....is...*Gasp*...Shortness.....of....Ahhh...breath. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia A-a-also m-m-ma-a-a-makes s-s-s-suf-f-f-suffers br-b-bre-e-e-breathe r-ra-ra-api-i-rapidly and their heart usally pounds faster.
BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM BA-BOM
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia gives feelings of horrible dread which can't be controled because of the black emtpyiness coming to consume my whole body and I can't escape it because everyone in this world is out to get me because I'm just worthless person who has no purpose in life.
While experiencing hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia patents sometimes hear a voice inside their head saying things that frighten them...
Um...pardon...What...I don't know what your talking about...er...NO...Leave me alone...Umm Youv'e got the wrong bloke...I didn't do that...NO!!! The words are not coming to eat my puppy...NOOOO leave my mother out of this ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
I'm not feeling well[edit | edit source]
I'm really not feeling well...I don't whats wrong with me. I think might see a doctor.
Hello I'm Doctor Robinson. What seems to be the troble[edit | edit source]
Well doctor I'm not feeling well
Can you explain your symtoms[edit | edit source]
Well I have been expreinencing Shortness of breath
Hrmmm...it seems you might be suffering from a nasty lung disease caused by breathing in certain fine particles...It's called PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS[edit | edit source]
OH...UMMM..THAT'S...ARRGGGGHHH