User:Th3 pr0s3cut0r/99 cents store
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Beware: Contrary to popular belief, the 99¢ store does not sell anything for 99¢, but actually for 107¢. I will say in this article that stuff will be sold for 99¢ just to make everything easier.
The 99¢ store is an old market chain that sells products starting from apples all the way to zebra crap. Every single one of their products is sold at 99¢ + tax (hence from the above notice), which is pretty stupid becuase they say you only pay 99¢, but then again, 99¢ store is a n00b.
They currently have more than a bazzilion stores all over, and there even is a 99¢ store black market in Mexico, which is said to be the only reason the whole population of Mexico hasn't starved yet.
The reason why the 99¢ store sells stuff at such a low price is that they hope to eventually take over the world with their low price products with an even lower quality. There have been many accounts with little children have their toys break the second they walk out, but that just means they are all n00bs.
There have been rumours that McDonalds has been secretly working with the 99¢ store for their share of North America once the world has successfuly been dominated.
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