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The Brief in use. The "Package" is safe from harm within the briefs

A brief is a kind of underwear used to keep your "Package" snuggled and warm.

Uses of a Brief

Briefs are used to keep your "package" safe from harm from many of its well known enemy's. The most commonly known enemy of the "package" is the foot. When the foot meets the surface of your "package" it can cause a chain reaction creating a destructive melt down. Causing terrible after effects.

Titanium Briefs!

Briefs can reduce the damage from such attacks to the "package" by at least 60%. Unless you wear titanium briefs then the protection is 110%. Making you invulnerable!

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