User:Teddy bear

This is the infamous teddy bear man from long time no see. teddy bears are is pimp toys. he lives among the free willies.was born ten years ago from his mommy while she she ate mickey D's.

[b]Teddy:[/b] i wuv you my Hunny bun bun baby google muffin.

[b]Hunny bun bun baby google muffin:[/b] oh stop it teddy.

[b]Teddy:[/b] but my dear i wuv you so much i can eat your muffins.

[b]Hunny bun bun baby google muffin:[/b]oh well if you put it that way come on.

[b]Teddy:[/b] oh yes dam right i get the muffins tonight.

(later that night in bed.)

[b]Teddy:[/b] Hunny bun bun i wuv you so much but your muffins are to hard.

[b]Hunny bun bun baby google muffin:[/b]oh dear im sorry o forgot to worm them up for you. must have been hard on your carrot.