User:Tarvu

Ascetic This user likes to leave Uncyclopedia, and therefore all of civilization as we know it, and go live in a cave for months at a time to either search for some religious truth, hide from the Law, or just to escape an obsessed potential rapist.

I don't have time for this!

Michael Brown Aka "TheBrownFerret" has an alarming tendency towards flaming homosexuality.