User:Taiwan/Spanish Flu

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quite the looker
me when i was sick and couldnt go to class
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Gripe Francesa (née Española), was a warmonger originating from Haskell Municipality, Kansas Province, Spain. She and her army took out the lives of many across all major theatres of the war, effectively winning WW1, but the fuckers at the Treaty of Versailles pretend they didn't win because MURICA wanted to act special or something I don't know I didn't go to class that day I was sick with a flu.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Gripe was born in Haskell Municipality, Kansas Province, Spain to shoeshiner Toro Española and an unknown mother. She spent her childhood wrecking havoc upon her fellow children, murdering several of them.