User:Table McGregor/sandbox
I found you[edit | edit source]
I dominate the "User:Tablet" section in the search bar with a 100% of the results. "User:Table", however... perhaps I can move this page as a redirect to "TabletGenesis is a cool guy: 10 Reasons Why". But I'd rather this. Woah, look!
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Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
I'm out of here, you defuse this "bomb" stuff.
HowTo: Not Hide a Body[edit | edit source]
So, you've just killed someone. Simpler than you thought, huh? But now there's something nagging at you. You don't want to hide the body! You got into the murdering business for thrill, and something that will make it even more thrilling is keeping the body. But how can you do that? Well, have we got the guide for you...
Step One: Are You Sure You Want The Whole Body?[edit | edit source]
It's tempting, we know. But many people find that keeping the whole body isn't needed to be satisfied with the kill. If you were to keep, say, only the skull, you could still look at your victim everyday and evade suspicion from visitors, although you might get a few questions. Great little lying exercise for all you alibi artisans out there.