User:SystemPhantom/Vaush

Vaush, also known as Vonch, Vowsh, Vouch, Voosh, and by his secret identity as Evil Dr. Kochinski, is a livestreamer, horse enthusiast, wizard and former debate bro who has read all theory. His debating career was cut short after he was banished to Coconut Island for 1000 years for not knowing what a tiff is.

Vaush shortly before being banished to Coconut Island

Secret Career

Vaush has an alter ego as Dr. Kochinski, a mad scientist who has dedicated his many years of research into the long lost science of wizardry. While showing his magical powers off on a livestream, Dr. Kochinski accidentally opened the wrong chapter in his spellbook which contained several formulae for dangerous potions and copies of ancient scrolls detailing forbidden magic spells. Although frantically he stowed away his spellbook, his viewers quickly spread the word that the Evil Dr. Kochinski possessed forbidden knowledge of dark magic.

One of the forbidden potions Vaush had researched in his leaked spellbook, the Goblin Curse

Apart from that, not much is known about Vawsh's top secret career as a mad scientist because it's top secret. Dumbass.