User:SysRq/UnScripts:Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry Movie
Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry Movie, usually just referred to by most as Tyler Perry Movie (or just "that funny nigger shit on TBS" by black people) is a hilarious family comedy featuring black people being loud and rowdy with their loud and rowdy relatives. The film has been criticized for promoting stereotypes that black families are usually large and filled with large black women. However, such critics are usually unaware that such stereotypes are actually true, having never interacted with large black women. Not everyone is as lucky, and it is for those victims of loud, edgy black women that this movie script is reproduced here.
Cast of characters[edit | edit source]
- Large Black Woman played by Tyler Perry In A Fat Suit
- Other Large Black Woman played by Tyler Perry In A Fat Suit
- Normal Black Man played by Tyler Perry
- Large Black Grandmother played by Tyler Perry In A Fat Suit
- Slutty Hot Teenage Girl played by Tyler Perry
- Boisterous Black Preacher played by Tyler Perry
Scene 1[edit | edit source]
Normal Black Man: Grandma, what on earth are you doing on that skateboard?
Large Black Grandmother: Woohoohoohooo! Look at me go!
Large Black Woman: Ohhh SNAP!
Other Large Black Woman: DAYUM!
Large Black Woman: Oh no she di'int!
Normal Black Man: Wow, my family sure is crazy alright. But, that's what makes them so lovable.
Boisterous Black Preacher enters the kitchen through the window.
Boisterous Black Preacher: HALLELUJAH!! LET US GROOVE BEFORE CHRIST!!
All characters begin dancing extremely well, being black and good dancers.