User:Sycamore/World Leader Cage Wars

• Ideas, write it as a sports commentary? or as a wikipedia style parody?

World Leader Cage Wars was a short lived ESPN offshoot of UFC. It shares many of the charactistics of UFC, paticulalry the early UFC where weight classes and rules were a little sketchy. Many wrld leaders took part and proved that it was not just smart bombs and spin, it could also be the meeting of flabby rich guy vrs another flabby rich guy,

"Some sick ideas that come up whilst reading the paper should just be kept to yourself, worse still bringing forward the idea of MMA leaders as means of world peace is just unhelpful"

The Begninning

In 2002 a short match was waged between Chechyn sepertists leaders and the Russian oligarchs as well as their prize fighter Vladimir Putin.

Earlier proposed bouts were proposed between Saddam Hussain and George Bush, however Republican cowerdice made sure they hanged Saddam before the fight could take place.

Putin the champion

Fedor personally trained Putin and he is currently most feared world leader in terms of MMA skills. Coming a close second is///

Dave 'Walter the Softie' Cameron Vrs Jose a tha tha Glen Hoddle Zapatero

Dave just could not get ut of the cage quick enough. The simple fact is that Dave as not won a fight in his life.

President Bling Vrs. Wen "Bruce Lee" Jinbao

Obama moves in surprising quickly due to his long gazelle like legs and tris to Judo throw the Chinese Premier, the...

Netenyaho Vrs Achmidinijad

The verbally aggressive start by the Jew was a fire that was quickly patted down by the Iranian's surprisinly competent take down. Our resident Middle east reporter Mordillo should write this....

Merkel Vrs Greek Socialists

Sadly some Greek guy pretending to have a Scottish accent and shouting 'this is Spartaaa!' was no match for the German channcelors Kempo skills...

Berlisconi Vrs Murdoch

The round was short lived due to Berlisconi sleeping with hookers the previous night, plus Murdoch had the 'eye of the tiger'...