User:Sycamore/UnNews:Colonies Will Repay Britain's Credit Crisis

"No Taxation Without Representation" was the excuse colonies such as the United States posted to the treasury, and embelms such as the Gadsden Flag illistrate the flouting of the law and the adherence to violence to uphold lawlessness. This form of Tax Evasion will no longer be tolerated according to Osborne who as cited the 'Almighty' as the concerned intolocuter in the debates with his foreign counterparts.

LONDON, HERMETICALLY SEALED WESTMINSTER VILLAGE, Geroege Osborne, proxy to David Cameron and Gordon Brown impersonater has reveld his plans of deficit reduction will be augmented by further funds to be taxed off of evading colonies who have sought to avoid paying their dues to her magesty the Queen.

The apn will itially begin in countries such as Canda and Australia who've long evaded their taxes and also are economically the most solvent after the 2008 crisis whcih effectvly handed the world over the Chinese accountants.