<Sycamore> You know Helltroll, I find your contribuitions moribund for want of a better word
<HeLLTroLL> wach yo mean bich?
<RAHB> He challenges you to a duel
<HeLLTroLL> wow shit
<HeLLTroLL> ok let's do it
<Sycamore> You bend over and I kcik you as far as possible
<RAHB> This duel is to be fought with cocks
<RAHB> Or that works too.
<Mhaille> penisfencing is an artform
<HeLLTroLL> oh it's not fair, you're a nigger
<HeLLTroLL> i'm not a nigger
<HeLLTroLL> you'll win for sure
<Mhaille> you're not Welsh are you?
<Sycamore> I suppose some of my physical attributes would lead you to believe that...
<HeLLTroLL> but i did it with my brother
<HeLLTroLL> i'm not welsh
<RAHB> That's incest.
<RAHB> Incest is illegal.
<RAHB> And sexy.
<Sycamore> Well done RAHB
<HeLLTroLL> yeah it's cool
<HeLLTroLL> i won
<HeLLTroLL> and the prize was to fuck my bro
<Mhaille> and its so much more fun than Charades at the xmas party
<Mhaille> unless you are doing the film Brokeback Mountain
<Mhaille> "......is it a film?"
<HeLLTroLL> hey my brother is so hawt
Long term projects
- User:Sycamore/Cab Driver
- User:Sycamore/HowTo:Deal with a Girlfriend who has developed a puncture
For a bumming session with Noel Fielding
This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore
John Boy, I'm gonna gut your heathan ass!
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[18:19] <JohnTechno> use some lube this time, eh?
[18:21] <Sycamore> OK - on condition that you check off ban patrol as I won't be about to later again to tomorrow
[18:22] <JohnTechno> gah, I hate doing ban patrol
[18:23] <Sycamore> Then we shall have a messy ban patrol and masturate to Enoch Powel pics
[18:26] <JohnTechno> you love him
[18:27] <JohnTechno> anyway, BP's all yours
[18:29] <Sycamore> I just think Uncyclopeida is ready for a "Strong leader" that will clear out the deadwood.
[18:29] <Sycamore> Cheers for Ban Patrol, looks tidy now
[18:29] <Sycamore> ;)
[18:30] <JohnTechno> and make the trains run on time
[18:31] <Plebbischniccht> Whaaah... an empty ban patrol? Scary...
[18:36] <Sycamore> I would be so disapointing in real life, I would make such a pish Nazi. It's only on Uncyclopedia that I can live out my pathetic self image of grand political ideals and authoritarian adamantine ideals and persona
[18:36] <Plebbischniccht> At least you manage somewhere. Plenty of folks just plain fail in general.
[18:36] <JohnTechno> funnily enough, I reckon I'd make an excellent Nazi
[18:37] <Sycamore> That's almost an unacceptbale thing for a Jewish man to say...
[18:39] <Sycamore> I reckon I'd be a great Tory though...
[18:40] <JohnTechno> wonder what they'd say if I pulled up outside the synagogue in this?
[18:40] <JohnTechno> oh, I'd be a shit Tory - I don't like rentboys enough
[18:41] <Sycamore> I reckon Jewish style is cooler. I like the irony of turning up for Jew prayer times in a VW
[18:41] <JohnTechno> with a Star of David in place of the VW badge
[18:42] <JohnTechno> if I won the Lottery, I'd buy a Zeppelin and replace the iron crosses with Stars of David and fly around Germany
[18:42] <Sycamore> Spreading your Zionist seed all over the Germans
[18:43] <JohnTechno> "Enjoy the kosher sauce on your bratwurst, Fritz!"