User:Sycamore/Socialism
Socialism is the backward and innefficiant ideology of weak minded girlish men who believe that the economy should be strictly under government control. It's somewhat less evil than Communism, but, you know, it's still bad. The idea centres primarily around owenership, but it also has tenets in areas such as idealism, Marxist theory and of course a dislike of McDonald's restaurants,
It was intially stated by the French and carried on throughout other pansy parts of the world, such as the weak yellow men and the puny English and Scottish northenrs. America, the bastion of freedom and justice has never taken to socislim, they believe in a higher ideal.
Shameful History[edit | edit source]
- Possibly spork the conservapedia article here...
Socialism is a bad thing. When you have a political philosophy that strips away the human dignity; when you have conduct by others who say what you create belongs to the state and not yourself; when you have substandard medical care paid for by heavy taxation; when you have a majority of Americans being forced to pay for those who refuse to fend for themselves, that's socialism. And all that's needed is guns in their hands, and we have either communism or nazism, depending on the dictator that liberals these days seem to love. You have nothing, Sycamore, which can tell any of us that socialism is a good thing.
Ideology[edit | edit source]
“ | Having to pay taxes for sub-standard medical care for everyone just isn't Christian and it's downright offensive to any freedom loving person. | ” |
The main tennets of socialism is that the state should be in control of the economy and that faclilitates collective ownership and fair distibuion of labour and profits to the workers who make these idustries possible.
Roots in Marxist dogma
Girly Men[edit | edit source]
What Jesus doesn't understand is that its the meek who are the problem
- "God could never support socialism, for it requires human intervention. Just as we use religion to abdicate our responiblty for things we can't explain, so to we must use faith in corportions with there anti union and explotiive labour practices to run the economy.". (Arnold Shwarzenegger, The Governer of California, Fox News Interview)
Capitalism - the right choice[edit | edit source]
We endorse socialism, only insofar as it benefits the rich....
References[edit | edit source]
- Wilfred Owen's Vagina
See also[edit | edit source]
- Money
- Marx and Engels
- Industrial Revolution