User:Swq70
Howto:Infect someone with HSS (headshot syndrome)
Step one. Load the damn gun.[edit | edit source]
Hello, there, children, I see you are here to learn how to infect someone with Headshot syndrome. What's that? You're not? WHAT??!!! YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'll KILL YOU ALL!!! Damn... Where did I put my pills... Annnyyywaayy... No...dammit...that was E... Let's assume that you are hear to learn what the BLOODY HELL I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU, YOU BASTARDS! *Whips out Desert Eagle* Damn... I REALLY need my pills.... Okay. Let's try this tomorrow.
Step one. Again.[edit | edit source]
Okay, hello children! I'm going to very calmly tell you how to infect someone with HSS today. First off, you will need to load the bullet. I know it's tempting to look down the hole, but then you might cause self-inflicted HSS (SIHSS) or DDS. Then you can't go on berserk shooting rampages