User:Superstar971

Top 5 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!!

5. Go up to a random person of your opposite gender and scream "OMG ITS YOU!! I HAVN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME!!" then kiss that person and after slap them and say "WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER CALL ME?" then run away.

4. Dress up like batman and say "ROBIN, COME, TO THE BATMOBILE!

3. Tape a walkie talkie to a barbie doll and when people walk past say "i know where you live"

2. When the intercom come's on scream "OH!! GOD HAS JUST SPOKEN!! "

1!!! Go up to a couple and slap the person that is opposite gender to you then scream at that person "WHAT IS THIS?? IS THIS WHY YOU NEVER CALLED?? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! YOU LYING BITCH!!!" this will probably make them split up too

(:P Buffalo Buffalo W00T W00T)

OTHER RANDOM THINGS TO WASTE UR TIME:

1. jump around screaming like an idiot 2. scratch ur nose 15 times then scream then repeat 3. read this article and send it to all of ur friends 4. download an MMORPG and play it mindlessly for hours (its addicting) 5. do math for 2 hours straight xD 6. flip out at ur mom then hug her and say I LOVE YOU <3 7. find a friend and just window shop mindlessly 8. kill someone then frame someone 9. (related to above) spend all ur time thinking of the perfect murder plan then do #8. 10. go do everything in the "top five ways to get kicked out of walmart" (it is guarenteed to keep you busy for a whiiiile)(well at least in jail or juvie xD maybe busy for about 5 years?((jail or juvie 5 years xD)) hahaha hav a nice time xD)

IF YOUR REALLY BORED... 10. Cry in Public. 9. Go visit the police station~ 8. Send emails to ppl 7. Read this again and again... 6. Get a life. 5. Get a life and stop reading this. 4. Seriously. Stop. 3. STOP! 2. Micheal Jackson is going to come get you... 1. Finally! Its done~ BYE! >:O

-Kelvin Lover~ (TongYuen xD)