User:Superluigigamer99/Henry stickmin

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“Henry Stickmin stole the airship from Among Us

– Retarded 8 year olds on Henry Stickmin

"FUCK OFF CHARLES! IM TRYING TO ROB A GOD DAMN BANK!" ~ Henry stickmin on Charles


Henry stickmin is a Christian choose your own adventure video game where you play as a stick, hence the name. the stick is a

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dumbass and a stalker, as seen on Friday night funkin'. he is wanted for murdering fancy pants because fancy pants fucking sucks. there are six of these racist games (not counting crossing the pit because it is retarded).

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characters[edit | edit source]

  • henry

henry is the main character, who got shrunk into a tiny-ass twig in among us

  • Charles

Charles crashes his helicopter, because he hates his life and job, due to not being able to masturbate because he doesn't have a dick

  • Ellie

Ellie got arrested because she killed someone because she fucking wanted to.

  • reginald

he wears two tophats and calles them "Toppats" because he is a dumbass

  • right hand man

he fucking hates his job and gets brutally murdered by Leatherface with a chainsaw

  • toppat clan

they are idiots and are also evil, because everyone knows wearing a tophat is evil, especially one made of cheese

  • captain America

he kidnapped henry and forces him to break into an airship, which is 100% stolen from among us

  • rasputin

he arrested henry for fucking murdering right hand man, thinking henry was leatherface (which he is)

  • dave panpa

he is a dumbass, a cop, a security guard, and got kidnapped by those retarded toppats

gameplay[edit | edit source]

  • breaking the bank

Henry robs a bank because he feels like it. after exploding, exploding again, stealing a tank, teleporting into fucking oblivion, and getting crushed, he gets stuffed into a bag by a cop

  • Escaping the prison

after getting arrested, he is given a cake that is 100% not from p0rtal. in the sneaky escapist path, he kills some guys because why the fuck not? he steals some plungers, i guess. in the badass bust out path, he goes full on gangster on them, and kills some dumbass that said tord is from friday night funkin. in the lawyered up ending, some dickweed lets baldi, sand underman, luigi, and of course, henry stick himself out of jail.

  • stealing the diamond

due to being the asshole you are, you say "fuck it. lets steal a diamond"