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Telemarketers Gone Wild!!!

From (in)famous "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe "Pimp" Francis, comes the new-age, morally corrupt feel-good porn movie of the year...Telemarketers Gone Wild!

Reviews[edit | edit source]

Oscar Wilde: "With raunchy sex this insane...you know there ain't no damned script!"

Jenna Jonah Jamieson: why wasn't I informed? I pay you for your pictures...not your opinion! DAMN!!!

Duff-Man: Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh *starts playing Duff-man music in the background.

The Beginning[edit | edit source]

Mr. Francis, who created, directed, produced, marketed, promoted and created TGW, got the idea after he received a phone call from a bank named after America. After hearing the offer and paying minimal attention, he scratched his genitals and screamed "Not interested!" The tall, tanned female on the other end of the phone told Joe off with colorful language beginning with the letter "F". In the next tenth of a millisecond, Joe got two things: An idea, and an erection.