User:Strawguy

Now, for something (not)completely different.....[edit | edit source]

More useful than an underwater oboe.. More powerful than 12 hamster-breath heaters in old British sports cars...

This user is not a number,
they are a free person!

Perhaps the New Number 2 has arrived?

Or am I in the wrong Village?[1]

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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18+

This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.

It's time for the penguin underneath your keyboard to asplode..........

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.