User:Sterling Galvagna/The full teachings of the prophet Sterling

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You might not find this funny but im 100% sure at least one person does.

About our democracies and nations[edit | edit source]

Domestic Policy[edit | edit source]

We should not press the companies to charge less for products but destroy the companies by their knees by establishing our own companies and selling our products at production price until they lower prices, this may be expensive but nobody really gives a shit about money we can print more.

Governments don't make most of their money by taxes they make it by printing money inflation is bullshit and we can deny it by printing more money and then refusing to allow people to get higher wages or charge people more for things by beating up old ladies selling things on the street, I don't comprehend why this would not work.

International policy[edit | edit source]

Estonia should not be allowed in the nordics

Sicily should be independent

Italians from outside of New Jersey are just delusional cosplayers whos explanations for being Italian are thinner than my excuses for not paying child support

I would rather be indian than somalian

Miami being a majority Jewish city was a bad thing

we should make all of panama one canal to increase trade

the USA should invade Venezuela and take their oil and their socialism away

Mexico was invaded by the wrong people and should have been invaded by us

Sri Lanka should go back to being oil dependent

The worst type of immigrants come from western europe because they always talk about how good their country is even though the USA is literally the best.

We need not to rely on the decisions of political figures but should reproach for ourselves and speak against things we don't like with action not word.

26+6=1 🤫

About our business and capital[edit | edit source]

"They made the twix double the size trying to make us fat" I have to say agree but I think they are doing much more strategic things than that, Businesses take advantage of things they can manipulate, businesses use male lust, females desire to beauty, young people's' addictive and drastic mental complex, old people's desire to live longer, fat people's desire to be skinny, skinny people's desire to bulk, Twix is using our mental complex to get us addicted to twix

Cough drops are one of our most evil inventions, its lean in a pill form, people don't realize the thing with Cough Drops is that they don't Contain DXM which seems like a good thing but really cannot be because that allows them to put sugar in them, most cough drops contain Caffeine which is highly addictive