User:Stan Pines/sandbox
People's Grepublic of Grunklestan[edit | edit source]
The People's Grepublic of Grunklestan is a real country located at the dot on the map. It has an interesting history, which is totally not fake. This country was definitely not just created to get a discount on PEZ dispensers. Nope.
History[edit | edit source]
The History of PGoG is so vast, that it would be too much to put in this article. It dates back to mideval times the Middle Ages. It was formed by King Lidtusyzesdfjgykhijhgufyjdt Esquire lll of Blarpstein. What do you mean that wasn't a real person? Of course he was!
The War[edit | edit source]
On June 18, [insert year here], Duke Hampterfuppinshire launched Operation Enduring Excuse on Antarctica. This was all caused by a foolish penguin who stole a fish that the Duchess spent all day ice fishing for. She told the Duke and he was mortified. The war was very long. It killed a lot of soldiers. In fact only one survived: Stanley F. Pines. After the war, everyone but Stanley got their memories erased by the evil penguins who now have taken over the whole world and are running everything in secret.
Present Day[edit | edit source]
Stan Pines is now president of PGoG, and has brought it back to it's former glory. Currently, their economy is booming. They create merchandise and import it exclusively to the Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls, Oregon. It is located at 618 Gopher Road. You've got to go there. They have the "high-quality" goods of PGoG, at extremely low* prices!
*Starting at $80.00 Prices increase daily. No refunds!