User:Stacey hilton

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Stacey Hitlon Aged 32

Stacey Hilton was born in 1969 in the land of yellow into a family of travelling acrobatic gravy farmers. At the age of one, stacey, an only child was home schooled by her father john Mingaboo also known as the famous Italian cheap pan maker later used in Ikea, Nandos and Frankie & Bennies.

At the age of three Stacey became the pioneering engineer of the underwater flying train service. She later took the service to her great homeland in the French suburbs of Liverpool. The project was started in 1956 but was scrapped 14 months later when she revealed the world wasn’t actually flat.

Her cottage in Grikle green road new Barnhurst was the birthplace of son and founder of "spin my world" KIDS charity Andy Glocknspil for the children under a million years old. Five years earlier Andy died by taking a wrong direction in his car veering off a cliff onto the other side of the world (The Australian outback of Lewisham) because of the world spinning effect, proving his mothers theory completely and utterly wrong. Stacey was sent to Prison where she had to serve a minimum of 2days in the notorious South African prison of Mumbai.

This is where she found her true calling for life, when she met her long time friend and business partner Phil “The Carrot Man” Mitchell. Later that year she travelled to England via the Thames to view the leanimg tower of liberty, built in the commemoration of her brother John Phillip VII.