User:Spatz/Jello Puddin Pop

A deadly Object, the Je110 Pudd1n P0p is the choice Blunt Attacking Item Of most M0rtal combat characters

“Look at ALL the beautiful people in the audience, so many wonderful people, a Je110 Pudd1n P0p ”

~ Bill Cosby on Jell0 Pudd1n P0ps

Jello Puddin Pops

“Why do the people today have to curse with their mouths?! They should be setting an example for the young people. That is why dere goin around with the pants below the waist and the rap. MUSIC! That is why they lie, cheat and stealll... ”

~ Bill Cosby on somebody saying the word shit or fuck.

“Bleeble Blabble”

~ Bill Cosby on Bleeble Blabble

“Frazzle Snazzle”

~ Bill Cosby on Frazzle Snazzle

“Frazzle Snazzle?”

~ Alex Trebeck on Frazzle Snazzle

“Thats right, The square root of firsnazzle difornazzle!”

~ Bill Cosby on Alex Trebeck asking what the fuck frazzle snazzle means and why he wagered it during DOUBLE JEPORDY!!!!

What is exactly a Jello Puddin Pop?

PHaha, fucking n00b. Oh and by the by, its Je110 Pudd1n P0p, Not Jello Puddin Pop, have you read the box?

Anywho, a Je110 Pudd1n P0p is a penis shaped object created by the man himself, Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby was in his basement looking for shoes or something, and then he got this crazy idea. He got tired of his grandma constantly moving his shoes, but because he was too stupid to do away with his wife, he decided to set her on fire and hit her with a tuna.To bad he was in the wrong house. Bill Cosby was looking for his shoes in the wrong house, again. He was at first just going to skip town, but he instead decided to take the woman’s shoes, get completely fucking smashed, and eat the Je110 Pudd1n P0p while driving around. Once the cops discovered him he was asked why he was eating a Jello Puddin Pop. Cosby then put the Je110 Pudd1n P0p on the policeman's head and said" Hahah nows you a Jello Puddin Cop. Bill was taken to a local police station and sentenced to 10 years in New Jersey.

While in New Jersey, a man Named Mr. Kellogg’s told him he has heard of his Legendary Je110 Pudd1n P0p Case. He told him he could make Je110 Pudd1n P0ps a smash hit. Bill complied, and was given a 10-year contract to it. The JPPS did not last very long, as Bill Was Always fighting a long Battle With the big P. Due to his addiction to Pokemon, all contracts were dropped and he lost the Cosby show to that fat, loud annoying bitch Roseanne. Bill went mentally insane, and now all he does is ramble about Rap music and the concept of Frazzle Snazzle.

What is this crap made out of

Thank you for asking. A Je110 Pudd1n P0p is made out of....

• Frazzle Snazzle
• Corn-Syrup
• Bleeble-Blabble
• Pokemon!

Concept of Frazzle Snazzle

By far Cosby's Greatest work.

Frazzle Snazzle is a series of complext mathmatical fourmulas about telling your final penis size.

Bill Cosby On Jepordy

$F.r.1/2Sv.asnazzle-Azzle$ F.R Stands for the velocity of the last black car you saw, r stands for the amount of pies you raped last year, times one half the speed of vaginas. Then add the distance of the ass away from the vaginas and solve for snazzle, then, smack a monk and set your grandma on fire. If any of them screamed, subtract 2 from your final number. IN this case, my frazzle snazzle would be 60 . 1 . 1/2 . 2 + 3= Snazzle-2= frazzle snazzle. So my semi frazzle snazzle is 63. Now I divide by the letters in my first name, and my full frazzle snazzle = 7.875, so therefore, my penis size, after it is done growing will be about 8 inches(rounded)

Flavors

These pops are a wanton colon destroyer, and will give you cancer if you eat them. Just a fair warning. Any way, they come in four flavors.... Chocolate, which is fucking disgusting, Apple, which is not even a pudding, Razzle Snazzle flavor, which is filled with just wonderful cherries and tribehenin, and chaco-paco which is filled with Mexicans named Bill.