User:Spartiate

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The Worlthless Things I'm Proud of[edit | edit source]

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About Me[edit | edit source]

If you are reading this page, you should know that the mimosa plant is dangerous to alligators. I would also like to thank my parents for the extra helping of pohe this morning. Hope you've had a good one!

A Completely Gratuitous Picture you didn't want to see[edit | edit source]

Bovine Feces on the Road. As we say in Konkani, "Hatti Padem".