User:Sourcerror/Sandbox

In this article you will learn in 17 easy steps how to be creative, unique and unimitable. The process was broken down to be so easy, even children can apply it. After reading it you will be qualified to be funny for a living. If someone says you're not funny, you just have to show you're paper of certification.

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