User:Some guy/Trees not making oxygen anymore

 Reporters Some Guy and Dick Richards

Trees are very upset with Mother Nature at the moment, and are refusing to create oxygen for the environment. Reporter Dick Richards has all the bootylicious details. Richards:"fuck you. I'm not talking" Well it appears Mr.Dick is on his man period today. Anyways, the trees are upset because Mother Nature won't beat their roots off every night, so the trees do not feel sexually pleased. Trees around the world are upset and will not make oxygen until mother nature beats their roots off again.