User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Dystopia

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This is what will happen if we don't stop the decadence.

This world is pretty messed up. You know that, right? We've got depressed people walking the streets, ugly people marrying other ugly people, poor people stealing precious money from rich people, to buy themselves some lame Pokémon cards; it's a mess. If I was in power it would be different let me tell you. I'd sort everything out. It would be a perfect Dystopia.

So what would I do?[edit | edit source]

The world under my rule.

Well, conquer the world of course.

And as for crime...[edit | edit source]

But what's that you say? How would I enforce all this?[edit | edit source]

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Overpopulation[edit | edit source]

So cute, so deadly.

My title[edit | edit source]