User:SnugglesBunny
Hey, <insert name here>! I never knew you cared.
You can't find SnugglesBunny. Whatever will you do? You will sit down and take it like a man (woman?). SnugglesBunny is obviously funny, awesome, and modest. His best friend is Sparky the dolphin. Sparky is an amazon river dolphin who despises The Catcher In the Rye. To find SnugglesBunny, simply turn around. He is always around.
There are several forms in which SnugglesBunny may appear:
Bunny[edit | edit source]
By far, the most common form. This form is both adorable and fluffy.
WARNING: The Bunny form has eyes that can peer into your very soul.
Human[edit | edit source]
Well, this form does appear from time to time. This is due to the fact that bunnies cannot type/write/sing. So whenever SnugglesBunny edits an article, he is forced to change into the human form. Also, that's how he gets all the ladies. I guess not all ladies, since there are some real ugos out there. Huh?
Ben Carmine[edit | edit source]
No, this is not the Carmine you are thinking of. This is one of his many, many brothers. This form can be seen in Gears of War 2. He was extremely helpful, and would get tons of headshots. Whenever you were downed, he would rush into battle and help you up, unlike F-ing Chakote (Tai). It looks as though he dies in Act 3, but that was all just an illusion. He pretended to die so he could get out of the war, a genius tactic.
Baird[edit | edit source]
This happened one time in the late 80's. It is never spoken of.
Sylar[edit | edit source]
This form can be visible on Monday nights at 8:00 pm on NBC, or on syndicated DVD releases.
Babies[edit | edit source]
SnugglesBunny is a true Uncyclopedia contributor. These are the pages that he has brought to life. Beautiful life.
Yep, one whole page. But, it's all SnugglesBunny. Yay!
While I didn't technically "create" the following pages, I greatly edited them.
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
If you have taken the time to read all of this, then you must think I am pretty awesome. Remember, kids, the way to cure any common cold or flood infestation, is a shotgun in the face.