User:SnortingMercury

I am the winner of the rat race.

=Likes and Not So Muches

I like girls. I like cheese. I like lima beans. I like popsicles. I don't like you so get over yourself. I've never huffed a kitten in my life. I don't plan to. I also didn't plan to contract anal warts, but those are the breaks.

Yaaayyy! Cecil Fielder is my favorite Major League Eater. He's so good that one time he---- Wait.... That's not Cecil..... That's NOT CECIL!....... THAT'S NOT CECIIIIILLLLLLlllllllll...........

Not a word of this a lie. NOT A WORD!!!

READ THIS

............Did you read it? ... You did?!? Oh man, you're such a sucker! You've always been a sucker, you know that? That's why mom always liked me best... sucker.

A Little Bit About ME

6'1" 240. I got HAMSTRINGS like ANIMALS. I walk through WALLS. I put my head through walls for you. I'm good. I eat raw meat. I shit vegetables.

I once had crabs. I sold them to this little kid. Please, don't judge me.

SURPRISE!!! It's MEEEE!!!