User:Slayer Qwerty
“Yeah, I'd do him.”
Slayer Qwerty is the captain of the University of Idaho ass whuppin' team. Plus he can breath fire. I mean... Holy GOD, look at that!!
History[edit | edit source]
Born to an Irish insane asylum escapee and an angry bear, Slayer Qwerty was destined for awesomeness. Three days after being born, Chuck Norris showed him the great power that is beard growing, and he has worn one ever since.
Mighty Battles[edit | edit source]
| Foe | Age | Description |
| Dr. Thomas Elas | 3.1 Seconds | Immediately after being born, Slayer Qwerty recieved a blow from the very doctor which had delivered him. This was obviously an open act of aggression and was quickly followed by a stab attempt by the doctor with some scissors. Slayer Qwerty caved in the good doctor's skull with a mighty headbutt, and quickly fell asleep, happy with his first accomplishment. |
| Honey Bee | 2 Years | The week of his second birthday, Slayer Qwerty was in the yard, eating grass, when he was threatened by a belligerent honeybee. Enfuriated, he emitted a defiant shout directed at the bee. The ensuing shockwave obliterated the insect as well as most of the surrounding neighborhood. |
| Jabberwocky | 14 Years | 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. |
Favorite Foods[edit | edit source]
-Whiskey
Contributions[edit | edit source]
Slayer Qwerty's secret identity is actualy the Pope of the University so his contribution was establishing the great and powerful Church of Drinking a Lot. Unfortunately his untimely death led to the immediate loss of the organization into the annals of time. However, before that whole incident, Slayer Qwerty did contribute quite a bit to the world, though few recognize him as the originator. Everclear, that was him. Communism, beef jerky (co-creator with Maddox), .50 caliber handguns, cigars, and AA batteries (he was bored), all him.
